This Hilarious Answer From Quora Would Surely Make You Laugh

The type of “article” I was talking about in my previous article of “How To Make Money” is this. So let’s begin with the article. In this article, I am gonna share you a quite funny

I was scrolling down my Quora’s feed and the thing that shocked, or you can say, made me laugh and go “LOL” was this. It still makes me smile while writing this article… LOL. I have been using quora for passing my free time. All I love is to just read people’s answer around the world about their daily life embarrasment,how to become successful and bla bla. But sometimes things may test your mindset.. How do you think? That’s what made me LOL. Okay, it’s already too much “LOL” and let’s begin what I have found?

What Is Something That Made Me Laugh?

I was searching for a topic for which I can post on article on my website. Suddenly Quora popped up in my mind and I though of searching for an answer. Well, here is what I found that may surely make you laugh. Atleast not, a smile? Yes.

Laugh
It’s not me lul.

This answer was posted on a question of “What Joke Will Make You Laugh?”. I thought of giving it a try. Although it didn’t made me laugh, but atleast it cracked up smile on my face after tiring collage stuffs.

The Answer…

Here is the answer of a guy posting up a joke out of a fantasy. If he is married, he surely would’ve got some beatings from his wife haha.

I found this couple of days back:

An engineer went to police station for filing report For his missing wife:
Engineer :-I lost my wife (misty), she went for shopping & still not reached home yet.
Inspector :-What is her height ?
Engineer :-I never noticed.
Inspector :-Slim or healthy ?.
Engineer :-Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector :-Colour of eyes ?
Engineer :-Never noticed.
Inspector :-Colour of hair ?
Engineer :-Changes according to season.
Inspector :-What was she wearing?
Engineer :-Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector :-Was she going in a car???
Engineer :-yes.
Inspector :-tell me the number,name & color of the car ? . . . . . .
Engineer :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip tronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and
then the engineer started crying…
Inspector: -Don’t worry sir,… . .
We will find your car… 

and this one: 

Why Boys get Blocked on facebook:

Girl: What’s UP ?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh.
*BLOCKED!!!*

Boy: What’s your Name ?? 
Girl: Palak and you ?
Boy: Paneer !!!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl : see ya !
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai !
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED!!!*

Boy- Thank you
Girl-My Pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam* *Blocked Forever*

And the best one
After fight:
Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahin !
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho ? EID ho? Ya Holi ?
*BLOCKED!!!

RIP Joke

This might not have made you laugh but atleast a smile? I know its kind of boring out of my stuff.


But next time I would surely get you a proper joke, ok? Apologize if you didn’t like it. I just attempted to made you laugh… Keep Smiling 🙂

Manal Shaikh

Just another teen cyber security analyst, system administrator, network analyst, web developer, web designer, and technology geek.

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